| Person: | Rape is just surprise sex. |
| Me: | Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap. |
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(via myapproachisuselesshere)
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
(via clapmeinirons)
i was feeling nostalgic for 7th grade and scene days and listening to pop punk bands whose tee shirts i could buy at hot topic (and secretly listening to hannah montana sometimes even though i’d never openly admit it)
(via snoopdoggatemyhomework)
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
(via snoopdoggatemyhomework)
six out of ten people in san francisco are raven baxter
(via george-is-love)